{kid quotes & commentary}

Today, before leaving for work and school, I asked Cami to let the dogs in and lock them in their kennel.

Cami: C'mon Ruger get in here. Wait oh no!....Mom, Ruger slimed me!
Me: Do you need a new shirt?
Cami: Oh wow, Ruger's slime really makes my skin feel soft! (grinning) Feel it, sooo soft!

That's looking at the bright side of it!