{kid quotes & commentary}

Cub: (picking up my glass of milk from the table and smelling it) Mom, is this just milk?
Me: Yes, what else would it be?
Cub: Most things you drink from a glass has alcohol in it. I was just being careful.
Me: Milk is always just milk ok? If I add alcohol to stuff, you know I put a straw in it as a warning!

This is still cracking me up...is this just milk?!! Makes me sounds like an alcoholic for sure! Which I'm not, I promise.

~A.